Franchise · 11 seasons
Petition for Sleeper or ESPN
72-76
Career record
48.6%
Win %
15,202
Points for
0
Championships
| Season | Team | Record | PF | PA | Finish |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2025 |  Petition for Sleeper or ESPN | 9-5 | 1559.6 | 1473.5 | 2 |
| 2024 |  Suicide Imminent | 10-4 | 1582.5 | 1336.8 | 4 |
| 2023 |  zero effort | 6-8 | 1501.5 | 1562.3 | 7 |
| 2022 |  Cosbys Sleepers | 11-3 | 1666.7 | 1368.5 | 4 |
| 2021 |  Auto Draft HURTS | 3-11 | 1304.0 | 1445.7 | 10 |
| 2020 |  Adrian BeatYourSon | 4-9 | 1231.5 | 1452.0 | 11 |
| 2019 |  Cheechin and Cheatin | 7-6 | 1285.5 | 1355.4 | 4 |
| 2018 |  Cheechin and Cheatin | 6-7 | 1506.4 | 1505.3 | 5 |
| 2016 |  Sledge Hammer Time | 4-9 | 1168.3 | 1234.4 | 12 |
| 2015 |  Brew Top Olsen Bottom | 7-6 | 1263.5 | 1197.6 | 10 |
| 2014 |  Won Ton Bombers | 5-8 | 1132.5 | 1135.0 | 9 |