| 2025 | 7 | DEF | @DAL |  Juice | -1.00 |
| 2025 | 6 | DEF | CHI | Juice | 4.00 |
| 2025 | 4 | DEF | @ATL |  Allen n the Wonky McConkeys | 4.00 |
| 2025 | 3 | DEF | LV | Allen n the Wonky McConkeys | 11.00 |
| 2025 | 2 | DEF | @GB | Allen n the Wonky McConkeys | 2.00 |
| 2025 | 1 | DEF | NYG | Allen n the Wonky McConkeys | 10.00 |
| 2024 | 15 | DEF | @NO |  Babes for days | 6.00 |
| 2024 | 13 | DEF | TEN |  Milwaukee You Knows | 9.00 |
| 2024 | 12 | DEF | DAL | Milwaukee You Knows | 4.00 |
| 2024 | 9 | DEF | @NYG |  The Damp Amy's | 5.00 |
| 2023 | 5 | DEF | CHI |  Milwaukee You Knows | 0.00 |
| 2023 | 1 | DEF | ARI |  Taylor Swifts boyfriend | 13.00 |
| 2022 | 17 | Bench | CLE |  Stabbed in the Dak | 5.00 |
| 2022 | 15 | DEF | NYG | Stabbed in the Dak | 2.00 |
| 2022 | 14 | Bench | Bye | Stabbed in the Dak | 0.00 |
| 2022 | 13 | DEF | @NYG | Stabbed in the Dak | 9.00 |
| 2022 | 12 | DEF | ATL | Stabbed in the Dak | 7.00 |
| 2022 | 11 | DEF | @HOU | Stabbed in the Dak | 19.00 |
| 2021 | 2 | DEF | NYG |  Tendiiiii MAN | 3.00 |
| 2021 | 1 | DEF | LAC | Tendiiiii MAN | 8.00 |
| 2020 | 16 | DEF | CAR |  The Wet Amy's | 11.00 |
| 2020 | 15 | DEF | SEA | The Wet Amy's | 3.00 |
| 2020 | 13 | DEF | @PIT | The Wet Amy's | 3.00 |
| 2020 | 9 | DEF | NYG | The Wet Amy's | 6.00 |
| 2020 | 8 | Bench | Bye | The Wet Amy's | 0.00 |
| 2020 | 7 | DEF | DAL |  Ranked Last | 19.00 |
| 2019 | 16 | DEF | NYG |  Chang Dynasty | -1.00 |
| 2019 | 11 | DEF | NYJ | Chang Dynasty | 7.00 |
| 2019 | 9 | DEF | @BUF |  I'm not creative | 3.00 |
| 2019 | 8 | DEF | @MIN | I'm not creative | 7.00 |
| 2019 | 7 | DEF | SF | I'm not creative | 8.00 |
| 2019 | 6 | DEF | @MIA | I'm not creative | 11.00 |
| 2018 | 14 | DEF | NYG |  Hugh Janus | 3.00 |
| 2018 | 13 | DEF | @PHI | Hugh Janus | 3.00 |
| 2018 | 12 | DEF | @DAL | Hugh Janus | 4.00 |
| 2018 | 11 | DEF | HOU | Hugh Janus | 12.00 |
| 2018 | 10 | DEF | @TB | Hugh Janus | 20.00 |
| 2018 | 9 | DEF | ATL | Hugh Janus | 0.00 |
| 2018 | 8 | DEF | @NYG | Hugh Janus | 15.00 |
| 2018 | 2 | DEF | IND |  The Wet Amy's | 5.00 |
| 2016 | 4 | DEF | CLE |  Vengeance | 10.00 |
| 2015 | 7 | DEF | TB |  Shasta Master | 4.00 |
| 2014 | 9 | DEF | @MIN |  Chang Dynasty | 1.00 |
| 2014 | 4 | DEF | NYG |  Final Dez-tination | -1.00 |
| 2014 | 3 | Bench | @PHI | Final Dez-tination | 0.00 |
| 2014 | 2 | DEF | JAX | Final Dez-tination | 16.00 |